WAITING FOR GOODELL: A Tragi-Comedy in Two Acts

I wrote this in mid-August, intending to do the last of my NFL divisional previews, of the AFC North, for my weekly American football site, Friday Morning Tight End, at Patreon, (to which you can subscribe and follow my takes on football all year round at patreon.com/mikecarlsonfmte). I had been waiting to write the preview until we had some clarity on Cleveland Browns’ quarterback DeShaun Watson’s status for this season. But as I sat down to write, with the season fast approaching, there still had been no decision on the length of Watson’s inevitable suspension.

But as I was waiting, and waiting, I thought about the very process of waiting, and decided it might be better to seek some advice from the master of Theatre Of Absurd, Samuel Beckett. What I took from Sam was my understanding that his plays are not absurd because they are fantastical; they are absurd because life is absurd. Humans live lives of neuroses, with which they cope by enacting rituals of behaviour through which those lives take on meanings. Not that I am insinuating anything beyond entertainment in our play this week…though I did try to cover the NFL legal situation as it stood at the time. Ergo…

WAITING FOR GOODELL

a tragi-comedy in two acts

characters:

Vladimir: In act one he wears a Ducasse Jets jersey. In act two he wears a Mark Sanchez Jets jersey.

Estrogen: A self-proclaimed high school football hero who claims his career was…